I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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