we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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