btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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