Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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