I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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