I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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