At least make sure they are 18
Why
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
why do cheetos always look like penises
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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