Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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