how can u be prego again
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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