You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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