We're facebook friends in real life
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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