susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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