I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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