if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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