No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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