I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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