what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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