I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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