remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Randomize
