Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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