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People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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