They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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