Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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