Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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