Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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