All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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