what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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