I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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