I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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