brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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