i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
There are leaves in my underwear?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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