I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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