fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
