But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
