There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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