Cold hands, warm shart.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's shark week go big or go home
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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