I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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