Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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