oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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