does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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