Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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