all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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