Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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