I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
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Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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