we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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