We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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