At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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