yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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