You're completely useless in the revolution.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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