Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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