spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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