Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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