Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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