Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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