windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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