SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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