Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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