ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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